If You Were Here by Lancaster Jen

Author:Lancaster, Jen [Jen, Lancaster,]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Chicago, Humorous, Family Life, General, Suburbs, Women Authors, Illinois, Fiction, Remodeling, Dwellings
ISBN: 9780451234384
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2011-05-03T07:00:00+00:00

“Hi, this is Mia MacNamara, and I got your number off of Angie’s List . . . . I understand you have twenty-four-hour service? . . . Super . . . Yeah, we need you right now . . . . Uh-huh . . . Bring a lot of poison. Buckets. Barrels. Whatever you’ve got. The address is 1407 . . .”

“Hey, it’s Mia. Guess what, smarty-pants? You were wrong. We don’t have Formosan subterranean termites. We have Eastern subterranean termites. Drywood, too. Oh, and at least three million carpenter ants. We have to fumigate. Call me back on my cell. And if you could keep the gloating to a minimum, I’d appreciate it.”

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